Cheese As a Lubricant

Pyro: Whenever you're ready, let me know. I'm just watching some Netflix right now. Even if it won't be for some hours. I need some food anyway. I'm feeling mac and cheese. I really need to buy some shredded cheese. I sometimes mix shredded cheese with my mac and cheese for extra cheesy goodneess.


Yoshi: lol... mmm...


P: Indeed.

Y: I'll be home at 10:30 your time like usual

P: Ooo... I need soda anyway. I can run to Speedway, get some cheesy dip and soda, and pour a little cheesy dip into my mac and cheese.

Y: ew

P: "Ew?" Shredded, solid, or liquid, what's the difference?

Y: uh.. level of prostitution?

P: ...

Y: er, processing. same diff.

P: No. No, they're not. What's on YOUR mind?

Y: no-nothing