Lunatics? Or Just Plain Stupidity?

I’m not the superstitious sort, but we had a full moon on Saturday, and some weirdness was in full force yesterday. At Wal-Mart, we had a lady pass out from a seizure near the milk cases, and not ten minutes later we had two guys fighting over who would buy the last pair of some model of shoes. (Winner: someone else, since both of them got the consolation prize of a lifetime of family shame.) Hours later, the fire alarms activated for no reason—twice—bringing forth Xenia’s finest and firefighters to waste their time milling about the store. Then as I went home, I wound up injuring my left leg; when I woke up this morning, my left calf suffered what was easily the worst pain I’ve ever dealt with in my entire life. Throw in a flu bug, and it’s been one hell of a weekend… The upshot is, given my gross and embarrassing symptoms of my flu, I just might lose some weight this holiday season.

Trying to get back to normal here, but I’m pretty tired and mostly just want to sleep, so naturally this is the week WWE decides to do a three-hour special. I’m not feeling much creative energy, so my recap will probably be a bare-bones one without my usual blathering, for better or worse depending on how much I entertain you personally.

If you are the type who I entertain, be sure to check out my blog starting this Wednesday. I’m going to be reintroducing my “Would You Rather…?” game that you’ve probably played a hundred times before with friends after a solid night of drinkin’. Basically, I present you with a question with two possible answers, and you have to pick one answer and justify it. (Justifying it is the fun part!) It’ll give my blog some much-needed new content, and it’ll only be a five-minute trip for you guys every week, so hopefully you’ll like it.